as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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