We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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