I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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