My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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