This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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