eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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