You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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