I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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