That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I am one with the molecules
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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