have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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