He is an equal opportunity slut.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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