This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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