I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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