i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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