definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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