His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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