I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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