Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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