dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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