Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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