I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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