Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I think i got beer on your cat.
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