what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Even my vagina gasped.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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