That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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