I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
