Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
There's always time for handjobs
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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