Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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