there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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