My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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