Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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