They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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