so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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