if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We're facebook friends in real life
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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