I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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