omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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