Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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