I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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