is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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