Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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