I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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