Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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