So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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