Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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