So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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