Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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