You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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