Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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