She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
one might say we're banned from that church
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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