He is an equal opportunity slut.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Help. Why am I so naked?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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