just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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