oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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