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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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