I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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