she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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